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Manny Pacquiao vs Ricky Hatton

• Well I don’t know what to say after the fight. Pacquiao seemed to have said it all. With his fists.

  Doesn't it seem like it wasn't too long ago that Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton was considered the man to finally end Pacquiao’s run as the best pound for pound fighter in the world.

  Hatton even had this to say before the fight "I've never felt more certain of victory than I do right now. "I'm in the greatest shape of my life and I will not let anybody down.” Yes indeed Ricky, yes indeed.

  How quickly things can change (5minutes and 59seconds to be exact). Fresh off the man-handling, mauling defeat Hatton was handed, his trainer Floyd Mayweather Sr. started to jump ship and blame the loss solely on Hatton saying that Hatton didn’t listen to him and that was what lead him to his man-handling, mauling defeat. He even went as far as saying that Hatton should hang up his gloves and retire because he is never going to fully recover from a beat-down like that. Way to have your boy’s back, Floyd.

(PS. I am not a Pacquiao fan by any means. I think they are both egotistical SOBs and that both deserved to lose win)

Crap: High Voltage

1/4 star over 5

awwwwwwwwww

Crap Crank : High Voltage

Pros

1. Got to see the new Harry Potter trailer.

2. Got to eat good popcorn

3. ....

4. .........

Cons

1. Everything after the lights dimmed in the movie theatre.

Watching the movie was like finding out your diabetic father died drinking Coke Zero, because Coke Zero doesn’t do shit, you’ve invested your life savings in AIG and your dick was on fire. All at the same time, and then you wake up at work realizing it was just a bad dream. Only it wasn’t and you realize you also came to work naked.

That’s what Crap Crank: High Voltage was like, only a thousand times worse.

Here’s what you should do after you watch Crap Crank: High Voltage.

1. Soak your eyes and brain in a bucket of turpentine or bleach (you can also you Tide but be sure it’s industrial strength so that you can be sure that you cleaned out the garbage you just saw).

2. Warn everyone you know not to watch it. Do your part to save our community. It’s the least you can do, because I believe every person you prevent to watch Crap Crank: High Voltage is a step towards world peace.

3. Get back to scrubbing and soaking your eyes and brain for another good 3 hours or so.

This movie also had two of the worst taglines ever. EVER!

Behold the genius that is Hollywood.

He was dead...But he got better

Stay Charged, Stay Alive!